Johnny Manziel Gives Random ‘X’ User The Secret To Passing a Drug Test
This article was originally published on Total Pro Sports.

Johnny Manziel had some sound advice for an X user who was looking to pass a drug test.
Manziel is known to have dabbled during his playing days and will tell you so himself. He’s in a much better place nowadays, although there’s that ‘College GameDay’ incident…
The former Texas A&M quarterback no-showed the ESPN program when the Aggies made their first CFP appearance last season. He may never be invited back.
Anyhoo, an X user shot an inquiry Johnny Football’s way on Sunday, asking how he could pass a drug test.
“@JManziel2 how do I pass a drug test?” he asked.
“Don’t do drugs…hope that helps,” Manziel responded.
Johnny Manziel Draws A Crowd

Manziel’s response sparked some funny reactions.
Some thought he was being disingenuous, while others believed the fan was already doomed.
“Might be too late to help a guy named Cocaine Bear,” someone pointed out.
Might be too late to help a guy named Cocaine Bear
— Walk-On Redshirts (@walkonredshirts) March 15, 2026
“What happened to the Johnny we loved?” someone else asked.
What happened to the Johnny we loved
— middy (@middynq) March 15, 2026
“I think the question was how your junkie a** passed drug tests. Be a nice fellow traveler and give them the knowledge,” said a fan.
I think the question was how your junkie ass passed drug tests. Be a nice fellow traveler and give them the knowledge.
— aggiedeveloper (@aggiedeveloper) March 15, 2026
“coming from someone who was drinking, doing cocaine, and fried off xans during his heisman run,” said another.
coming from someone who was drinking, doing cocaine, and fried off xans during his heisman run.
— 🅿️riest (@1Snap_Life) March 15, 2026
“didn’t you use one of your teammate’s urine?” a user asked.
didn’t you use one of your teammate’s urine?
— LONG LIVE ARSON JUDGE/Sabres fan by default (@bufnyy161st) March 15, 2026
“Okay, fine…how do I not get so messed up that I actually mess up and don’t do College Gameday?” asked another.
Okay, fine…how do I not get so messed up that I actually mess up and don’t do College Gameday?”
— The Pulling Guard #StripesLife (@wardkc63) March 16, 2026
To be fair, that is pretty good advice.
