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“This Warrants Proper Jail Time”: Dan Orlovsky’s Outrageous Chipotle Order Sparks Massive Backlash From Disgusted Fans

This article was originally published on Total Pro Sports.

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Dan Orlovsky (Mandatory Credit: Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports)

Dan Orlovsky went from a joke on the football field to a respected analyst in sports media.

First, after retiring from a 12-year NFL career as a mostly backup quarterback, he began posting raw film breakdowns on his personal social media channels.

Consequently, his deep football IQ and enthusiastic teaching style caught the attention of major networks, prompting ESPN to officially hire him in 2018.

These days, he finds himself being blasted online, and it has nothing to do with sports.

Dan Orlovsky’s Chipotle Order Goes Viral

Dan Orlovsky (Photo by Carmen Mandato/Getty Images)

Orlovsky’s legendary Chipotle order is arguably one of the most bizarre and unseasoned food choices in sports media history.

First, when ordering from Chipotle, Orlovsky requests a burrito bowl consisting strictly of double chicken and cheese. Consequently, his bowl features no rice, no beans, no salsa, no lettuce, and absolutely no guacamole.

Dan Orlovsky also admitted that he prefers familiar, simple foods over complex dishes. Furthermore, he has proudly shared that his home spice rack consists solely of salt and pepper, proving that he actively avoids heavily seasoned or colorful food.

Orlovsky’s Outrageous Chipotle Order Sparks Massive Internet Backlash From Disgusted Fans

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Dan Orlovsky (Photo via dorlovsky/Instagram)

His Chipotle meal has social media in a frenzy. Some social media users even suggested he should be put in jail.

“This warrants proper jail time. No questions asked,” one person replied.

“He reminds me of that group of middle school kids who ate croutons, cheese, & ranch dressing for lunch. 😂,” a second fan stated.

“He should be arrested for this. Stay home and make your chicken son lol,” a third fan wrote about Dan Orlovsky.

“Thought this dude should be fired for his awful takes, but with an order like this, he should be in jail,” a fourth fan added.

“This dude is worse than my hobbit kids,” one final fan commented.

Former NFL quarterback Dan Orlovsky finished his 12-year career with 3,132 passing yards, 15 touchdowns, and 13 interceptions. Now, he has created the second art of his life in the media.

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