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Johnny Manziel Gives Random ‘X’ User The Secret To Passing a Drug Test

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This article was originally published on Total Pro Sports.

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Johnny Manziel (Steve Roberts-Imagn Images)

Johnny Manziel had some sound advice for an X user who was looking to pass a drug test.

Manziel is known to have dabbled during his playing days and will tell you so himself. He’s in a much better place nowadays, although there’s that ‘College GameDay’ incident…

The former Texas A&M quarterback no-showed the ESPN program when the Aggies made their first CFP appearance last season. He may never be invited back. 

Anyhoo, an X user shot an inquiry Johnny Football’s way on Sunday, asking how he could pass a drug test. 

“@JManziel2 how do I pass a drug test?” he asked.

“Don’t do drugs…hope that helps,” Manziel responded. 

Johnny Manziel Draws A Crowd

Jan 19, 2026; Miami Gardens, FL, USA; Former Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel (Mark J. Rebilas-Imagn Images)

Manziel’s response sparked some funny reactions.

Some thought he was being disingenuous, while others believed the fan was already doomed. 

“Might be too late to help a guy named Cocaine Bear,” someone pointed out.

“What happened to the Johnny we loved?” someone else asked.

“I think the question was how your junkie a** passed drug tests. Be a nice fellow traveler and give them the knowledge,” said a fan.

“coming from someone who was drinking, doing cocaine, and fried off xans during his heisman run,” said another.

“didn’t you use one of your teammate’s urine?” a user asked.

“Okay, fine…how do I not get so messed up that I actually mess up and don’t do College Gameday?” asked another.

To be fair, that is pretty good advice. 

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