Jerry Jones Recalls Raunchy Encounter With “Hefty” Woman In Green Bay That He’ll Never Forget
This article was originally published on Total Pro Sports.
Jerry Jones is set to join his Dallas Cowboys in Wisconsin this coming Sunday and has recalled one of his best memories ahead of their clash with the Green Bay Packers.
The Cowboys owner shared a Lambeau Field memory on Tuesday involving a Packers fan and a window.
Jone was speaking on 105.3 The Fan’s Shan and RJ in an interview during which he discussed last week’s 24-16 loss to Tampa Bay. Jones addressed Dak Prescott’s tunnel run-in with a worker, insisting, “Fans can express themselves, and should express themselves.”
At one point, Jones recalled a female Packers fan pulling her pants down in front of his grandchildren and resting her butt against their car window.
The Cowboys owner claimed the fan’s skin stuck to the glass after she pulled it off because it was so cold.
“When she pulled away, it was just a big print. We can still see it today,” he joked.
Hear him recount the moon landing in the clip below:
“One of his greatest memories is a decades-old butt print on his window. That’s a weird souvenir to frame,” someone wrote in the comments.
“That does not add up at all lmao. Must’ve been a wet dream,” said another.
Acme Packing Company Also Questions Whether Jerry Jones’s Lambeau Timeline Adds Up
The Cowboys hope to bounce back from their loss to the Bucs on Sunday. Jones may take comfort in the fact that Micah Parsons is still out recovering from a torn ACL.
DraftKings lists the Cowboys as 1.5-point road underdogs.
According to Acme Packing Company, Jones’ hefty encounter would have been around 25 years ago.
Writer Jon Meerdink argues that the details do not add up, noting that Dallas has won in Green Bay only three times since Jones bought the team in 1989. Meerdink points out that two of those wins came on days when kickoff temperatures were 64 and 69 degrees. The 1991 win came at Milwaukee County Stadium.
Meerdink adds that Jones had no grandchildren old enough to ride along in 1991, suggesting the Cowboys owner may have been recalling a loss instead.
